"We don’t become more spiritual by becoming less human."
"To believe that you depend on things and people for happiness is due to ignorance of your true nature; to know that you need nothing to be happy, except Self-knowledge, is wisdom."
girls are typically more flexible than guys because of the weird ass body positions we contort ourselves into so we can shave our fucking legs
"You have to be odd to be number one."
to all my spanish speaking followers: hola
to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out: don’t worry, I just said “hello”. maybe someday you too can grasp another language